The Carnivorous Vegan - K.A. Merikan Aiden is an idiot. Bribing a security guard with a blow job is not smart but hey, this is PWP. But telling said security guard - whom he met, at the most, five minutes earlier - that they don't need to use a condom because they're two healthy blokes just sharing the free love... Taking freeganism a little too far there. Honestly, I'd just rather they 'forgot' the condom in their rush rather than read about a character that stupid.